hi. i'm slodwick. i live in chicago. i'm fond of bad jokes, scottish accents, and actors who break my heart. also beards.
you seem pretty cool. we should hang out.
So I had ordered a lion statuette for a Pride award but something went wrong somewhere down the line and when it arrived it had only the rear end of the lion.
It was a catastrophe.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE
all right everyone click here to watch high maintenance episode with the dude from downton
UPDATE MAYBE IT’S NOT FUNNY BUT WE ARE ACTUALLY DEALING WITH SERIOUS IDENTITY ISSUES WILL LET YOU KNOW WHEN IT IS OVER
OH SHIT. I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU. JUST WATCH IT.
(see above: Mycitylight’s emotional journey through an excellent and unexpectedly touching High Maintenance episode starring the blonde homie from downton abbey)
So: I learned today that Adam Baldwin started #gamergate.
Which is hilarious and sad
He is a crate of dicks.
A leaking crate.
Return to sender.
That’s an ‘If You See Something, Say Something’ if ever there was.
Now I’m picturing someone leaving him on the train
Just… a stewing manbaby in a pudding of indignity.
HA! That was suppose to say “puddle”!
I like pudding better.
OH GOD I READ IT AS PUDDLE.
Sorry, anyone walking by my house just now.
Sorry about the barking
i am attracted to all versions of chris evans but i cannot decide which one is hotter??? he’s just so good looking??
closely shaved head and dark bearded evans?? extremely cleanshaven blonde steve rogers evans?? young and freckly evans? scruff with hipster glasses evans??? normal brown hair and full beard evans??
look i’m having a chrisis